Yeah my brain hurts too. I’m really hoping this is an April fools thing. Whether it is or not, read all about it here, here, here, and here.
Google this phenomenon and you’ll find several sites talking about it. The mind fuck here is it’s mostly posted on good ol April fools day. I really want to believe it’s an April fools prank truly I do. But I went to a college where more money was spent on pez dispensers and little frightened dogs than the always broken printers and whatever it costs to make sure illustration teachers stay in the room and are awake at all times. Joke or not something like this disgustingly possible. Continue reading →
Some say it’s a myth, others say it’s a housewife. I say it’s the winds giving us messages from the future. And there’s seven of those things so listen up!
The mystical shaman was born during the Dance of the Laughing Fire in the year 5. It was the largest gathering of Indians who wanted to fuck each other to date. And fuck they did. Piles of red skinned naked people writhing around a fire bigger than God. The impassioned blaze cackled in the night under a moon that wished it could look away. But it could not. Fate happened this day and god damn it moon you’re going to watch. You’ll watch and you’ll take notes for tonight a soothsayer is being pounded into existence. Continue reading →
Long story short: computer part coupon, pedobear is in it, the owner of the shop fucked kids once.
In an interview this afternoon, Hughart, the coupon book’s publisher, claimed that the ad was designed by a female employee in her mid-40s who found the “Pedobear” image online while searching for clip art to include in the CP Distributor coupon. Hughart, who would not identify the designer nor allow a reporter to speak with her, could not explain why the art department employee chose to include a bear, of all things, in a computer firm’s advertisement. Nor could he provide insight as to why the designer chose to put the letters “CP” in a larger type size nestled next to “Pedobear.”
I think I’m a little late to the game for the thing where changing your Facebook profile picture to a cartoon stops child abuse, but it’s never too late to care. With this photo, violence against children will cease! It has to, Facebook said so.
Probably the most interesting failure of a project came to a close without my knowing and I’m only saddened by the fact that I won’t get to be part of more elaborate mind fucks or bastardizations of good web design.
Back in August a guy…let’s call him Mr. Tofu, emails me saying he need several sites and can’t find help. The first of these sites was a vegan online magazine/facebook/craigslist/…I think a bicycle courier was in there, maybe an abandoned factory, I don’t remember it all. This thing was going to be a cluster fuck of everything a website could possibly do. A cost was given and a down payment requested. Mr. Tofu paid said down payment and we immediately took a sharp right away from vegan cluster fuck dot com and drove right into some video site he has, where I spent a good chunk of time trying to get a password to the site’s cpanel just to not do anything at all with that site. Now we back up a little and head on back to vegan cluster fuck dot com and I start getting some wireframe together.
After having fleas in the house for the better part of a year, it finally seemed like a good idea to do something about it. Sure we put our best efforts into it before, bathing the cats bi-weekly then throwing them back into the flea infested home, but believe it or not those lil tykes gathered up more fleas! Continue reading →
