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Sex cookies: add a new layer of emotion to your next rape

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One summer in a family pizza shop it was discovered that the gift of freshly baked cookies could affect a victim’s perception of what just happened after getting raped. There are two disciplines: cookies before the rape and cookies after. Both techniques fuck with the mind in very different ways. Cookies before the rape The [...]

Rage against the dying of the light

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I type this now on a display that is only dimly lit. I turned it on at 10:00 and with any luck it’ll be fully lit by 11:30 or so. My trusty old Samsung display is suffering. It’s a slow death which grips her. The tubes which offer light to guide pictures of cats with [...]

Christmas!

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This will mark the first year in quite a long time where I’m not dreading the coming holiday. I’m typically used to heaping amounts of arguing and other such drama. Memories of gifts flying down stairs come to mind. Being yelled at for having fun and laughing is a pretty solid Walsh family tradition too. [...]

Bug bombing

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After having fleas in the house for the better part of a year, it finally seemed like a good idea to do something about it. Sure we put our best efforts into it before, bathing the cats bi-weekly then throwing them back into the flea infested home, but believe it or not those lil tykes [...]