John Walsh, the physical manifestation of that feeling you get when you lean a little too far back in a chair and have to catch yourself so you don’t fall. That’s me plus a beard.

About me

I live in the top most part of Pennsylvania and a little to the right. I’m the guy you knew in college that ate beef jerky for breakfast. I still do. It’s delicious and my death will certainly involve some mind-blowing levels of sodium.

When I’m not working I’m living the life of a nerd hermit. My iPad has replaced all manner of books and World of Warcraft has replaced all manner of social existence. Someone has to kill those dragons, grow up and stop judging me!

What I do

Front-end web development makes it possible to pay my bills. I create web sites with the grace of a truck driver, which is to say I never sleep and I drink whiskey while working.

I do internet stuff for fun too. Hobo Pro Tips is a hobo advice blog for the novice dirt gypsy. “Hobos can’t read your advice if it’s online!” you might be saying to yourself. You’re wrong. If hobos care to better themselves they’ll find my wisdom.